Business Advice
There are lots of books in the world. Books about how owls are lovely wondrous creatures who should be looked after and conserved (when if you ask me Barn Owls, particularly, look like malevolent alien creatures: I mean, Google the words “close up of Barn Owl face” and see if I am wrong), for example, and books about how horses are “majestic” and even, laughably, “extremely friendly creatures that wouldn’t harm a fly”(I oppose that statement WHOLEHEARTEDLY: you would if you were bitten on the nose by a shire horse as a child).
Then there are books about business: How To books which promise to make you a millionaire in two weeks, even if you are a farmer from the backwoods of Mississippi who has never heard of the phrase “Windows operating system” and doesn’t actually possess fingers. My advice would be to steer clear of these and heed my warning: following their advice and not heeding my warning may result in the financial equivalent of having your nose bitten off. If you are very unlucky you may even be left looking like a Barn Owl… Because the point is, you can’t learn business from a How To book. Business is something that you have to learn by a) losing money before you make money and b) wearing a suit (yes, you will have to leave your house to be taken seriously in business, sorry) and c) having a brief-case on your person (yes, a wooden box is no good: I am talking to YOU farmer from Mississipi backwoods village). No self-respecting business person can do without one! Or just go on a course and learn from business men / women who have made all the mistakes before hand. Voila!
